The Existential Static Podcast
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Hi. I host a podcast. Why? Great question. Mostly because talking to myself in a room without recording it started to seem a little... sad.
This podcast is where I try to make sense of the world or at least pretend I can through semi-coherent rambling, unsolicited opinions, and the occasional guest who actually knows what they're talking about. Think of it as therapy, but without the copay. Or the healing.
I’m not here to change your life, solve your problems, or pretend I have it all figured out. I’m here because microphones are cheaper than therapists, and people seem to listen more when you call it “content.”
The Existential Static Podcast
You ain't a man unless you're Keith Hernandez
In this episode of Existential Static, we unravel the chaos of outdated masculinity, starting with a single statement from my grandmother:
“Now Keith Hernandez… he was a real man.”
From there, we spiral beautifully into society’s weirdest, most irrational takes on what “makes” a man. Flip-flops? Cringe. Asking for directions? Weak. Iced coffee? Apparently illegal if you have testosterone.
This episode is one part therapy session, one part roast, and all parts iced latte.
🎧 Now streaming wherever fragile masculinity fears to tread.